Thanksgiving Day will soon be upon us. It's a special holiday to be celebrated by relatives and friends. However, Thanksgiving can be very stressful. Here are ten things that you do not want to hear on Thanksgiving Day:
- I love moist turkey. Too bad your turkey came out so dry and tasteless.
- I haven't seen mashed potatoes this lumpy since the time I had them at the homeless shelter
- That was the best stuffing that I have ever had. What's that? I'm sorry. I didn't realize that it was Muffy's dog food.
- Why are those cranberries crawling on the table? Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize that those were fire ants.
- I never knew that you could put broccoli and cauliflower in lime Jell-O
- Your home is the perfect handyman's special. When do you plan to do a complete makeover?
- Your couch is nice and comfortable. By the way, is this imitation leather?
- Hey Marge, I think we're going to need a drill to cut this pumpkin pie
- Hey Uncle Fred, quit putting your nose up the turkey. It's so gross.
- I've never used paper plates before for Thanksgiving. I've got to admit that you're very original and cheap.
