With the tremendous popularity of “10 Things Guys Hate To Hear In Bed”, I felt it only fair that the ladies get a chance to have their say. Once again, if you are looking for a bunch of mindless, sexual references, keep reading. You might get lucky. So without further adieu, here's what's on a guy's mind just before you're getting ready to nod off.
- We have to talk. (Actually, guys rarely say this, but when they do, it's never good news.)
- You know what would really look good on you?
- I did the laundry today and gave your clothes to Debbie for her Barbie doll.
- Sorry. Guess I should have stayed away from the beef and bean burritos.
- For your birthday, I got you tickets to the Monster Truck Rally. How cool is that?
- I've been thinking. (See #1.)
- Good news. My mom has volunteered to help you out around here.
- I may have had too much to drink with the guys tonight, so watch your step when you go to the bathroom.
- There's a transmission in the kitchen sink.
- Move your head, I can't see Lettermen.
Apparently, #10 has a unisex appeal. (See “10 Things Guys Hate To Hear In Bed.”)
So, there you have it. Of course, the list could go on and on forever, but I think you get the gist. Sleep well.
guy, but there's truth
in them there words.:o)