This is a list for all those people out there like me who are controlled by the television. It's not that I don't do anything else, like write lists, but there isn't really anything else going on in my life. These are "suggestions" that could really help you out.
- Go to sleep for god sakes. I mean, you have nothing better to do... so just take a nap. Sleeping helps you lose weight by the way.
- Eat a pint of ice cream. You know how girls always get fat when there emotional? It's a lot more fun to eat ice cream when you're bored. Trust me. I recommend going out to a real store to get it though, not the cheap crap they sell at supermarkets. And on the way you can find something else to do.
- Shop online. Whenever I'm bored, some weird lawn gnomes or snow globes end up at my door about a week later from some collector in Alaska.
- Drink beer and watch T.V. This is my favorite. Football is always the best option, especially if you can get a couple friends over, but anything will do. Besides, drinking the beer is the fun part.
- Sex... Masturbation... whateva! It's all good
- Read a book, just kidding! If you actually read a nice novel once in a while, you wouldn't be surfing the web for things to do.
- Uhhh, get a job?
- Go buy yourself a nice video game, and drink more beer! Personally, the Wii remote is too hard to control with a beer in your other hand.
- Write a list of things to do when you're bored.
- Stop reading this damn list and get off your lazy ass! Jeez
