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by Ronnie Reede, Sep 11, 2008 |
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A comical look at pictures and the story behind them. |
Robot Soda Machine
Of course, this thing was born in Japan. It's actually a Japanese child who drank too much coca cola and ended up looking like this. Don't feel sorry for him though, in his last interview he said that he likes the attention he gets and he likes giving the kids the important message “Don't drink too much soda”. The Girl's Cow
This picture has been overlooked so many times. Not many people realize that the cow is actually the girl's mother. In an attempt to hide this fascinating creation of nature, the girl wears a shirt over her utters to disguise the abnormal cow-human deformity. The Great Battle Fight
For all of you who are wondering why these lions are fighting, it's quite a complicated issue. To make a long story short, the lion on the left “Jerry” decided he could eat the lion on the right's “Bubba” peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Bubba has been making that peanut butter and jelly sandwich for almost 2 hours. Making a sandwich is quite a struggle for a lion who has to use his paws. Bubba reacted the only way he should, he attacked Jerry for being a jerk. You would do the same thing if you were in that situation. Undressing Teddy Bear
Some sick-minded people had some other ideas about why this teddy bear is taking his cloths off, but they were wrong. The reason this teddy bear is undressing is because it was very hot in the room. A fur coat isn't always comfortable, especially in hot conditions. Sorry to disappoint some of you expecting something else. Delicious Strawberry
This strawberry is delicious, very delicious. Look at how happy the turtle is eating it. I mean, his full attention is occupied on the strawberry's mighty taste. If you're not jealous of this turtle, you should be. Witchcraft!
This guy is actually not a lizard. Well, he is, but he wasn't always a lizard. He was actually my psychiatrist until a witch cast a curse on him and turned him into a lizard because he didn't pick a fire-type Pokémon on his first game. This should teach everybody a lesson: always pick a fire-type Pokémon on your first game. Division by Zero is a Violent Crime
This school had to put up this sign. Last semester a student decided to take his curiosity as far as to divide by zero. 10 minutes later, a bomb detonated and blew up a quarter of the school including the school's main gym. Nobody should attempt division by zero because it has a 7 out of 0 chance of blowing up. Calculators can't even divide by zero, why should you? My Friend Jack
Me and Jack went out to the forest and found a tree. I told him seven Brazilian trolls hid 10 golden coins inside the tree and sure enough he had to check. He had some hard time pushing himself up the tree so he had his wife and his 2 daughters help him. He punched me in the eye when he found out I lied to him. Moral lesson of the day: Don't tell your friend that seven Brazilian trolls hid 10 golden coins in any tree, ever. Floating People
Yes these people really are floating. Just kidding, it's only stairs. When I was 8 my father told me these people knew how to fly, and that I was half Chinese. I believed him until I got a letter from Santa Claus telling me he lied, I'm actually half Korean. Gangster Bird
This bird shot my friend “Rico” he was 24 years old. I know you probably don't care but I'm letting you know so you can understand this bird's bad reputation. I told the police but they thought I'm crazy. I would put this bird back in its cage but it hasn't obeyed me since I bought it. It made its gun out of plastic and chicken.
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