Being married is wonderful and rewarding. However, sometimes marriage can have its difficulties. Here is a list of ten ways that your wife will drive you crazy:
- Your wife has you rearrange the furniture in the living room. She changes her mind a dozen times. Your back feels like it's about to break. Finally, the work is done. Two minutes later your wife decides that she is dissatisfied. She has you start moving furniture all over again.
- You're ready to enjoy your day off from work when your wife presents you with a to do list that is over a yard long
- You're out shopping with your wife for women's clothing. After two hours, you are ready to hit the roof.
- Your wife tells you to clean up after her bridge game
- Your wife talks to you about your sexual inadequacies. Afterwards, you find that your wife is as cold as ice in your bed.
- It's time for the big game, the Super Bowl. You're ready to watch it when your wife announces that she is going to watch the History Channel for two hours. Unfortunately, there is only one working television in the house.
- Your wife misplaces her earrings. You are told to look for them. You are also told that you will not go to bed until you find them.
- Your wife purchases an ugly vanity without your input. Your wife insists that you install the vanity and are warned that if you make any mistakes you are bound to live in the doghouse.
- Your wife purchases a dog as a pet. She fully knows that you are highly allergic to dogs.
- It's 2:00 in the morning when your wife tells you to go out and fill up her car with gas. She does this in the dead of winter.
