12 Top Reasons to Avoid Making Love |
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by Steven West, Jan 10, 2008 |
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This is a humorous list of reasons for not making love at night. |
- My get up and go went. Could we just have a rain check?
- I feel a little gassy. I have onion breath, and I feel like burping.
- I left my special pills at home. I don't think Tic Tacs will help.
- You're like a rerun. After awhile, I get tired of the same old thing.
- I just made love to my mistress. What do you expect from me?
- I feel a little frigid tonight. With any luck, I'll thaw out tomorrow.
- We made love one month ago. Isn't that enough?
- I have a headache coming on. If you touch me, I will explode.
- My therapist said that I'm ill. I told him that I was just sick and tired of you.
- I'm really into reading War and Peace. I should be done with it in about a week.
- You couldn't light my fire if I gave you a blow torch
- I'd rather sleep on a bed of nails before I make love to you again. You have all the passion of a dead corpse.
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Mary