13 Crazy Examples of Why English is the Most Hilarious Language to Learn

A compilation of translated English signs from a foreign country, which convey totally different messages from what they wanted to achieve - with hilarious results.

I've published here an article about how difficult it is for foreigners to learn English, evidenced in the obvious difficulties speakers of other languages have when writing signs which cater for us Anglophones. But not only does it seem difficult to express, English many times, if not worded correctly, can bring about the most ridiculously funny scenarios there are.

So why is English the most hilarious language to learn?

Pictures courtesy of Engrish.



  1. We've got too many names for private body parts.


  2. We aren't a very trusting people (but at least we let you know up-front)


  3. We are prejudiced towards our ailing and our liquor heads.


  4. We haven't yet found this answer to the problem of abuse. If abusers had to pay to do the job, who knows how many of them would give it up.


  5. Our health and safety laws have gone crazy, even getting yourself killed these days requires filling out a form.


  6. Our men love wearing dresses, (that can't be good).


  7. Then they change into animals (after you've married them, mind)


  8. You always have to be careful that you're getting the real stuff. We specialise in imitations.


  9. We fatten our old and disabled by giving them lots of rest, so we could then roast them on a spit.


  10. Euthanasia at its best. We've invested in complicated "do it yourself" (DIY) machines, and have all got our own personal, unique numbers for when the time is right.


  11. We reuse, reduce and recycle - anything.


  12. We can get high on every day foods.


  13. We have a special place for everything.
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Comments (100)
#1 by IcyCucky
Apr 29, 2008
This is interesting, and funny
#2 by Alexa Gates
Apr 29, 2008
lol! that's hilarious!
#3 by valli
Apr 29, 2008
Very funny.
#4 by nobert bermosa
Apr 29, 2008
nice shots,i think i have to start noticing and getting pictures of signboards like these too...
#5 by lynnmarie
Apr 29, 2008
I am cryin' this is so funny! :o)
#6 by Damien
Apr 29, 2008
Nr. 9 is actually written in English AND Norwegian :P "Gravid" means pregnant. That's the real humor in the picture ^^
#7 by Dee Huff
Apr 29, 2008
Really funny Anne.
#8 by daveb_za
Apr 29, 2008
Just had to reassure everyone around me that I haven't lost the plot - burst out laughing at work! Great work, those are hysterical.
#9 by quiet voice
Apr 29, 2008
..this is all too funny.
Thank you much.
#10 by Nestor
Apr 30, 2008
at all times we should be careful with our words.
#11 by Ronald Marbles
Apr 30, 2008
Anne, I love you! You made my day. It is a total hilarious article and who can not laugh at those signs?
#12 by Meri Jeffrey
Apr 30, 2008
Very interesting! It is a certain degree of difficulty translating from/to or vice versa! Very funny indeed!
#13 by Rob
Apr 30, 2008
Funny, but the introduction is wrong. English isn't that difficult to learn to westerners, all of these examples are from Mandarin/Cantonese/Japanese. These do not translate very well at the best of times and chances are that they have been translated word for word from a dictionary. As with any translation done this way, no matter what language, the results are never that good.
#14 by Anne Lyken-Garner
Apr 30, 2008
Thanks a bunch for all the comments everyone.

Rob, I wasn't thinking about Westerners (as many speakers of other languages learn English at school anyway). Having said that, I've been a high school English and Literature teacher and and have taught English to foreign adult students at an International Language school in London, and I know that English is very difficult to learn. It's my mother tongue and I still don't know half of it :=)


I however, agree with your statement that these signs have been transliterated. Without knowing the phrases, expressions and many times lingo of a language, it's almost impossible to translate correctly. (I've commented on exactly this in the original article which you can read by clicking on my name at the top of this page). I really did not want to point a finger at billions of people in a particular part of the world by targeting them in this article.

Thanks for your comment.
#15 by Bran Guy
Apr 30, 2008
HILARIOUS
#16 by Shane
Apr 30, 2008
Damien, 'gravid' is another word for pregnant in English, too-- specifically visibly pregnant.
#17 by Mike Crowl
Apr 30, 2008
Brilliant stuff. Love the way other people use English!
#18 by Binux
Apr 30, 2008
Grat article!
However, lerning English isn't hard at all, I've been learning for many years, and everybody I know do not have big problems. And my native languaje is Spanish, I live in Uruguay, with no relation with the English languaje. Learning Spanish is the big deal!
#19 by TwilightRoses
Apr 30, 2008
Yup, that was pretty much funny.
#20 by Beatrice Lim
Apr 30, 2008
This is a really fun reading article. I bet you'll find more 'funny' terms in their restaurant menu.
#21 by Nelson Doyle
May 1, 2008
Anne, this is a funny article. You did a good job in your narration, too. I have to pass this one along to my mom and my aunt, so that they will get a kick out of these as well.

God Bless,

Nelson Doyle
#22 by Iris
May 1, 2008
The signs are hilarious! - however I would disagree that English is difficult to learn for foreigners. On the contrary, most bilingual/trilingual foreigners I've met have always said that English is one of the easiest languages they've ever come across. Mind you, English is hard to learn WELL - but it's not hard to learn to get by. (for the lack of cases, for one) Having said that, all languages are hard to learn if you really think about it...
#23 by ALEXANDER
May 1, 2008
VERY FUNNY!!1 LOL
#24 by MysLykeMeeh
May 1, 2008
Hilarious. Interesting article.
#25 by lil g
May 1, 2008
yeah, really funny and interesting :)
#26 by shaane
May 2, 2008
haha!! the ones i found aint as good! great job@!!! :)
#27 by imsandi
May 2, 2008
That is too funny. We were in China in 2000 and noticed a few of these, but you got the cream of the crop!
#28 by Liz Powers
May 2, 2008
I liked it. I laughed from the start to the end and I'm alone at home. It was such an enjoyable article.
#29 by Mimi!
May 3, 2008
The Dutch have a special book with hilarious Dutch mistakes when using English, we actually have a special name for that wrong language: 'Denglish'.
The Dutch word 'kok' for example means cook. The word kok is pronounced like cock, now imagine what kind of weird mistakes can be made with that word XD
#30 by Betty Jane DiSanto
May 3, 2008
Great Piece! I laughed all the way through it! Keep tat funny stuff coming!
#31 by Sheri J Burnett
May 3, 2008
I am new here. The title caught my eye and I had to read it. This is a very good way to start off exploring I shall say. Very funny and yet so true. We don\'t have good communication when it comes to the different languages around the world.
#32 by Hassle
May 4, 2008
English may be the lingua franca for now but it is taking on different shades depending on the users and the phenomenon called "diaglossia" but yeah, Anne, they were funny. I dont know how other "asians" would have reacted.Next lookout: Olympic english
#33 by Karen Lohof
May 4, 2008
This was great. I love tears rolling down my face.
#34 by KIM CORN
May 4, 2008
THAT WAS A VERY GOOD ARTICLE AND I SHOULD SAY THAT IS HOW IT REALLY IS AS TO ENGLISH TERMS. ITS REALLY FUNNY HOW THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SHOWS HUMOR.
#35 by Jio Benitez
May 4, 2008
All these happen when correct use of language is subordinated to profit! We have plently of those in the Philippines.
#36 by nikki
May 5, 2008
that is the funniest thing i have ever seen
#37 by Joslyn Carter
May 6, 2008
Thats great!
#38 by johannah
May 7, 2008
the scenarios are funny but they didn't make me laugh that hard (they just made me chuckle). Somehow, you're article is appreciated. I often encounter this tragedy too- english being misuse. And, yes I find them funny and at the same time I also get the feeling of pity. Still, I'm glad foreigners try their best to deliver their thoughts in english despite the fact that they're not born with it.
#39 by MindIt
May 7, 2008
Absolutely hilarious!
#40 by Rookie Expert
May 7, 2008
Lovely article!! Reminds me of the jokes we made in school, doing literal translations of hindi (Indian language) sentences to english!!
#41 by lucia anna
May 7, 2008
Very interesting
#42 by Kheng
May 7, 2008
Love your comments after each picture! hilarious!
#43 by RJ Evans
May 8, 2008
Nice one! Very funny and entertaining!
#44 by Mixed
May 9, 2008
Funny to English speakers maybe, might be offensive to those in the Asian community.
#45 by Anne Lyken-Garner
May 9, 2008
Thanks for all the comments.

For those who're reading this article and incorrectly inserting an intention on my behalf to offend, you've missed the point.

I've written this article in such a way as to transfer the humour unto the English speaker and NOT the foreign speaker.

Please read it again and you will see. It's meant to be a light-hearted piece, and in no way can be confused with taunting or making fun at any particular group of people.
#46 by missy
May 10, 2008
just curious to know where you got the pics and if you had to get permission to use them.
#47 by Glynis
May 10, 2008
I loved it! I now live in Cyprus and the ex pat community has great fun reading the menus etc. I am going to go into one shop soon as the temptation is just too great everytime I drive by, it's THE WHINE SHOP!! I also want to try the CHAKIN NIGGETS but need to know if the 'Chakins' are free range lol
Thanks for making me smile, those who take it too seriously...well I am not sure if there is another word in the English language apart from..relax
#48 by Kimmie10
May 10, 2008
I love it. It is funny.
#49 by Alixander
May 11, 2008
Lol Its a funny post, CONGRATS
#50 by KatyB
May 12, 2008
Anne, this is Asia at it's best! I've been in China recently and saw some hilarious things but sadly no photos! Yours are really great. Plus brilliantly witty commentary! I'm now going to read your 13 Simple Steps article......
#51 by Kate
May 12, 2008
Oh Binux, irony abounds.
#52 by Melissa
May 12, 2008
\"Funny to English speakers maybe, might be offensive to those in the Asian community.\"

Except nobody is targeting them because they are Asian; anyone can have bad English grammar. I make fun of anybody with bad grammar, including me.
#53 by dude
May 12, 2008
i agree it wasnt that funny. you all really are posers!
#54 by nice one
May 12, 2008
you guys are mean it was a little funny but i guess your rigth everone is just exaggerting.
#55 by Anne Lyken-Garner
May 13, 2008
Welcome all - lol,dude and nice one, (if you're the same person, welcome one)

It's really great that I've attracted teenagers to the show. I see teenagers' bad spelling and grammar all the time and can spot it a mile off.

Come back soon though, right after you've skipped your English class, there may be some basic grammar here yet to learn.

Thanks for all the comments, you guys are fantastic! Teenagers usually can't be bothered to do such things.

#56 by chantallia
May 13, 2008
I can see that you\'re an observant person;makes me think; the things we miss by not being observant. Really, good work, Anne.The number of comments alone can tell you what a good job you did. I travel a lot, so I need to look out for signs and other items of interest like that.Thanks again for sharing this one.
#57 by chantallia
May 13, 2008
It\'s me again. I remembered one that always tickled me and I would always tell German friends while I was in Germany. Some of them got it, some didn\'t. There is an art and folk culture museum in Bremen called Focke Museum. Each time I passed that museum in a bus,and the driver announced the name of the museum(as thy do at all the bus stops) I could not contain my laughter. Try saying it. It is pronounced in German as \"Focker Museum.\" Focke is the name of a famous German of course. Hope I didn\'t offend anyone, but I\'ve never forgotten that. I still find it funny.
#58 by guinea pig
May 14, 2008
They need to learn English!!!
#59 by guinea pig
May 14, 2008


Please take care to fall in water!!!
#60 by Anne Lyken-Garner
May 15, 2008
Dear Chantallia, thanks for your comments. I enjoyed your example of the German museum. I remember being quite amazed by all the words which sounded very rude (but were obviously not) while in Berlin. I'm sure the Germans think the same when they come to England.

Francetales, you may be right about the French language. I know it sounds so gorgeous, and while I lived in Paris, tried desperately to learn French. I must admit that I was lazy and gave up seriously trying far too soon. I hung around with English speakers, and like many other Anglophones, I was not willing to spend time learning a foreign language properly, but expected everyone else to speak English. Having said this though, I used to be able to speak Spanish (I grew up in South America), but haven't used it in so long, that I can no longer claim to.

Rakkav, you're right on the money. We all have problems with English, (and I am a native speaker!)



#61 by April Woodis
May 15, 2008
Very funny. I loved it. You are a clever gal!
#62 by blazingredrain
May 18, 2008
very funny! but I'm not laughing at the Chinese. I'm Asian too but I'm not offended. Your article can be considered a wake-up call for non-English speakers : English is our universal language. Learn it and learn it well! Unless of course one has no intention of dealing/communicating with other people in other parts of the world, one can be excused.

Keep it coming, Anne, if just for humor.(:
#63 by Jerk
May 19, 2008
photoshoped
#64 by Kate
May 20, 2008
Great job Anne! I really enjoyed reading your artile.It\'s so funny yet it\'s true.But I don\'t blamed the Chinese.I am Asian too,and I learned and studied English since I started gradeschool.Goodluck to you Anne!
#65 by jenny pavon
May 20, 2008
haha, i like it
#66 by neal patel
May 20, 2008
thanks for sharing this hilarious article.
i love, i should myself start looking at these strange things too.
thanks for sharing.
#67 by dorisday
May 20, 2008
funny . . . .
#68 by Agnes Chin
May 21, 2008
unbelievable funny. something need to be done for the benefit of the next generation.
#69 by Anne Lyken-Garner
May 21, 2008
Number 2 has been created lol
14 more of them

Found one prejiduce against black objects, but not black people

http://tinyurl.com/5hhnz8
#70 by Anne Lyken-Garner
May 21, 2008
Number 74 IS NOT me. Someone is posting in my name. This is me and I would like to know who you (74) are.
#71 by Judy Sheldon
May 21, 2008
Anne, I was wondering about (74) that one. It sure did not sound like you, and I know that the intention of this article was strictly humor. I would hate to see what signs would say if I had to translate them. When I studied German in high school I noticed that if you translate the words word by word and repeat it back in English it sounds very awkward.
I have a lot of appreciation for the individuals who attempted to make these signs to accommodate English speaking individuals. I hope they laugh with us, and realize that we are not laughing at them. Humor is wonderful, and we should all laugh more often.
#72 by Megan Falley
May 21, 2008
Hahahah. WHERE ON EARTH?
#73 by jack
May 21, 2008
maybe its the other languages that are weird
#74 by Anne Lyken-Garner
May 22, 2008
I've found out who number 74 is. It's someone trying to promote his article by lying to readers here, telling them that part 2 of this article is now available (it's not. Readers would know that this is in fact part 2 of an earlier article).

I've asked him not to do it again, so hopefully he won't.

Thanks for visiting and for taking time to leave your comments.
#75 by Tanu S.
May 23, 2008
Hehehehehe...great fun!!!
#76 by sharu
May 23, 2008
Dude...
These r all RaWkInG!1!1!
#77 by MV
May 23, 2008
leave the captions behind, they're not very good.
#78 by Cyn Bagley
May 24, 2008
Wow this sent me back to Japan. I was there from 1990 to 1992. hehehehe!

#79 by goerd
May 24, 2008
great! wonderful post! I love it!
#80 by hah
May 25, 2008
very funny
#81 by Tanya Urbane
May 25, 2008
awesome! where did you get those pics I want some more of them
#82 by angel
May 25, 2008
love it! so cool hehe..one billboar here in the Philippines said, \\\"A-10-tsun\\\" lol!
#83 by Lucy Lockett
May 26, 2008
Absolutely hilarious!
#84 by http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Work/What-Color-is-Your-Underwear-and-Other-Critical-Interview-Questions.129714
May 27, 2008
If you like hilarious.
#85 by http://www.trifter.com/Practical-Travel/Air-Travel/Mile-High-Club.129707
May 27, 2008
More hilarious.
#86 by Tina
May 27, 2008
It's even worse at work! I have to speak with them and understand what they say, and if I don't understand what they say they get mad at me :-(
I hardly understand what they say and they keep getting mad at me! When will they learn!!!!
#87 by jo oliver
May 27, 2008
I am new here, but this was by far the best thing I have seen on here. Funny, true, and I love you did not do a top ten.....rather 13. GREAT!
#88 by Jesus Christ
May 28, 2008
Leave out the comments, they kinda ruined it.
#89 by Sher
May 29, 2008
Love reading your articles...This one is really funny.
#90 by Marc
Jun 1, 2008
A nice post ruined by the childish comments underneath each picture. If the picture 'says it all' why need to comment underneath?
#91 by Anne Lyken-Garner
Jun 2, 2008
Brilliant idea Marc, just post pictures. Hmmmm... why didn't I ever think of that novel idea before.
Thank you so much, what would I ever do without your insight.
#92 by Diego Rentsch
Jun 2, 2008
AAAAAWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
hilariously funny
#93 by S.D.
Jun 2, 2008
>English is the Most Hilarious Language to Learn
Who are you to judge? How many languages do you speak?
I speak four languages (besides my mother tongue German) and English was the easiest one to learn.
#94 by Samuel Z Jones
Jun 2, 2008
#9 is the odd one out; Gravid means pregnant. Apparently whoever wrote that sign has a superior command of English than the average native speaker, or at least a wider vocabulary.
#95 by Rupali Agrawal
Jun 5, 2008
This is really very funny ..I liked it a lot
#96 by josh
Jun 5, 2008
dats hirarious
#97 by zuluman
Jun 7, 2008
me rikey rery much
#98 by Hein Marais
Jun 7, 2008
:)
#99 by terry wagar
Jun 9, 2008
clackamas walmart in portland oregon frames people as pedo's so they can murder them and get away with it, they are hideing a man named eric carlson, he worked there for over a year around mid 2007 and mid 2008, he died his hair black and got a new identity from his friends in authority and now goes by the name gashel, last name unknown by me.
#100 by malu gregorio
Jun 19, 2008
Thanks, Anne, for making me laugh.
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