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by Steven West, Apr 1, 2008 |
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Here is a list of 20 ways to tell that you're having a bad hair day. |
- Your hair falls into a part like the Red Sea.
- Your hair stands up tall like you're about to salute someone.
- Your hair is as limp as your handshake.
- Your hair has as much dandruff as a blizzard.
- Your wife takes one look at your hair and breaks out in hysterics.
- Your boss suggests that you wear a hat on your head while working.
- Your husband asks if any birds have found a new place to nest.
- Your beautician says that you're hair is to dye for.
- Your friend comments that you've been seeing too many Planets of the Ape movies.
- Your boyfriend suggests that you abandon the Rapunzel look.
- Your girlfriend suggests that you've been watching too many Three Stooges films.
- Your barber recommends that the rug on your head be vacuumed.
- Your auto mechanic recommends that your hairstyle go in for a tune-up.
- Your mother takes one look at your hair and faints.
- Your father takes one look at your hair and disowns you.
- Your dog takes one look at your hair and plays dead.
- Your cat takes one look at your hair and looses one of his nine lives.
- Your hair looks like the fans at a baseball game that are doing the wave.
- Your hair looks like the sinking of the Titanic.
- Your wife asks if she could use your hair to mop the floor.
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Good work
Koyin