20 Hair Criticisms

Here is a list of 20 ways to tell that you're having a bad hair day.

  1. Your hair falls into a part like the Red Sea.
  2. Your hair stands up tall like you're about to salute someone.
  3. Your hair is as limp as your handshake.
  4. Your hair has as much dandruff as a blizzard.
  5. Your wife takes one look at your hair and breaks out in hysterics.
  6. Your boss suggests that you wear a hat on your head while working.
  7. Your husband asks if any birds have found a new place to nest.
  8. Your beautician says that you're hair is to dye for.
  9. Your friend comments that you've been seeing too many Planets of the Ape movies.
  10. Your boyfriend suggests that you abandon the Rapunzel look.
  11. Your girlfriend suggests that you've been watching too many Three Stooges films.
  12. Your barber recommends that the rug on your head be vacuumed.
  13. Your auto mechanic recommends that your hairstyle go in for a tune-up.
  14. Your mother takes one look at your hair and faints.
  15. Your father takes one look at your hair and disowns you.
  16. Your dog takes one look at your hair and plays dead.
  17. Your cat takes one look at your hair and looses one of his nine lives.
  18. Your hair looks like the fans at a baseball game that are doing the wave.
  19. Your hair looks like the sinking of the Titanic.
  20. Your wife asks if she could use your hair to mop the floor.
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Comments (2)
#1 by Koyin
Apr 2, 2008
Very original,
Good work

Koyin
#2 by Koyin
Apr 2, 2008
Very original,
Good work

Koyin
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