20 Things to Do in an Exam If You Know You Will Fail

1. Stick your P plates to the wingmirrors.
2. Drive like a maniac.
3. Get drunk the night before your final assestment and try to drive with a hangover.
4. Take a dump on the passenger seat.
5. Rip the papers up from your assessor and eat them.
6. Spill Coke purposely on yourself.
7. Speak a different language.
8. Pretend you are Butch and tell the assessor he/she can be Starksy.
9. Shout out " Well this is the end of the line thelma see you in the afterlife".
10. Park on double yellow lines purposely.
11. Let go of the wheel(May cause injury).
12. Drive with no seatbelt.
13. Jump out of your car ( Again may cause injury).
14. Half way through whip out a blindfold and wear it.
15. Pretend you are a homosexual.
16. Start eating.
17. Pull the handbrake at any random moment.
18. Hit your foot down on the acceleration.
19. Offer your assessor a cigarette and if he/she denys it light one and blow it in his/she's face.
20. Bring a glass full of water,a oily rag,a lighter and see what happens when you show your assessor.
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