25 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate

Hi! I'm Jeremy, and I have been living with my roommate for a year now, and I thought of a lot of ways to annoy him! At first I had lame ideas like listening to opera as if I was listening to rock and tell my roommate that it's more than it meets the ears, yeah, but no.

Haha, so, without further-a-doo, let's start.

Creativity:

Be creative, while annoying your roommate, think of really annoying ways yourself too. A tip is to think how he would react, such as, what if, you brought dog poo in jars home, and put stickers like "This dog ate dog food", "This dog ate cheese steak" and more! I also once waited till my roommate almost fell asleep, and then I acted like I didn't notice, and asked him: "Did you ever wonder why Optimus and Jet fire barely fuse together even though it could make them a lot more powerful?" That, is a creative way to annoy your roommate. Really.

Results:

Before I tell you of a lot of ways to annoy your roommates, be aware that there maybe awful results such as your roommate telling the whole class of how annoying you are and weird, your class might laugh at you. Or maybe, just maybe your roommate will learn your ways and repeat your own steps: Annoy you back. Just think, are you ready to take the risk?

The 25 Ways:

1. Hide some of your underwear or socks in your roommate's closet, when you see him picks it up accuse him ofstealing them.
2. Cry. Alot. Seriously. And I really mean a lot. For example: When my roommate finished all the coffee, I sat on the floor and cried out how my life is so cruel and such. It really pisses your roommate off.
3. Listen to radio static when he's at the same room, when he asks about it say something like "Sssh! Here's the good part coming!"
4. Clip your nails and keep them in a plastic bag, when you have a load of clipped nails, when studying, pretend to snack from the bag. When he walks pass you take your bag as if you're protecting it and look at your roommate suspiciously. It almost made my roommate throw up when I told him these are toenails.
5. If you know your roommate's email, when he's not looking, send secret love letters in a fake email you created. When you think your roommate fell for it for enough time, tell him that you're ready to meet him, and when the time comes, wait for him at the place his "secret admirer" supposed to. When he shows up, laugh at him on how he fell for it.
6. Twitch a lot. Since I broke my nose I can lift it up higher than the usual with my muscles, I use it as part of my twitches, it's funny.
7. If not that, try smiling all the time. and I mean ALL THE TIME! Even when you tell your roommate you failed the test, smile.
8. Act as if you have an imaginary cat, talk to him, feed him, buy a litter box, and after enough time, tell your cat is missing, put signs up in your dorm. Blame your roommate.
9. Is the phone ringing? Quick, before he gets it first, run to the door and answer it.
10. Vice versa: When you hear knocks on the door, answer the phone.
11. Send to your own room a letter "written by your parents", tell him that they say you're adopted, fake a heart attack when that happens. When he will go to get the paramedics, throw the fake letter to the trash bin and play the computer/study/watch TV, act like you don't know what's going on.
12. Whenever you think your roommates walks in to talk to you, announce that you're going to take a shower. And really do take a shower.
13. Subscribe to porno magazines and stash them under your roommate's bed. Whenever someone comes to visit him when he's not home, invite them in and show him/her "his" magazines.
14. When your roommate comes out of the shower, look at him for a second, look away and then giggle.
15. Buy some fish or sea monkeys, and name one after your roommate, the next day announce that he died. Name another one after your roommate, and repeat. Do so until they all die.
16. Mourn to your sea monkeys/fish. "Oh, Jay, why did you die? You were a good monkey, a good one indeed!" Hehe.
17. If your roommate smokes, set off the fire alarm and when the fire department comes tell them your roommate was smoking
18. Have your friends over, make sure your roommate is there, but not at the same room. Talk really loudly, have your conversation topic about something weird. When your roommate walks in, be quiet and look at him suspiciously until he leaves.
19. If your roommate likes to listen to song loudly, this is your key to annoy age. Learn all of his favorites song's lyrics, and when he plays them, sing along to ruin it.
20. whenever your roommate walks in, yell out "You're back you're back!" as loud as you can and then dance a weird dance around him for 5 minutes. After that look at the watch and say: "Don't you need to go somewhere?"
21. When you wake up, act as if you don't know where you are, be afraid, be very afraid. Run around the room and then go back to bed and pretend to sleep again When he asks, act as if you don't know what he is talking about.
22. Take your pen and mark a tiny spot on your arm, make it bigger every day, and when your roommate walks it yell out that it's spreading
23. Make a sandwich, but wait, don't eat it. Put it on the floor and completely ignore it. When your roommate gets rid of it yell out that you can't find your sandwich and you are really hungry
24. Call your roommate Claire "by accident", increase the frequency every day until you always call him Claire, if he protests, say "Sorry, I wont do that any more, Jaine."
25. This one has a history over it, I searched off pirate stuff at the internet, my roommate came in and said "Yarr, pirate!", that was a complete coincidence. I claimed I was learning how to become a pirate. Do so too, doesn't matter if he doesn't say "Yarr, Pirate!" Still clame you're learning. after two days or so... Start talking completely like a pirate and refer to your roommate as Matey.

Thanks for reading, and have fun irritating your roommate completely!