50 Things You Could be Doing Instead of Reading This Article

by 131242313424, Mar 3, 2008
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Why are you still reading? Go and do one or more of these other things.

  1. Learn Kung fu
  2. Practice your flying roundhouse kicks
  3. Fight in post-apocalyptic battles
  4. Making your own article
  5. Eating Italian maggot cheese
  6. Triple backflips
  7. Try to fly
  8. Go to the hospital due to a flying injury
  9. Play grand theft auto
  10. Practice your sword skills
  11. Eat a fish in one bite
  12. Play a ukulele
  13. Play a banjo
  14. Go skydiving
  15. Jump off the local high school
  16. Go gliding
  17. Go gliding while making a grilled-cheese sandwich
  18. Not reading this article
  19. Responding to everyone's questions with “that's what she said”
  20. Make a go-kart
  21. Go skateboard and land a triple backflip 720 melon grab off a quarterpipe
  22. Play guitar hero
  23. Play a real guitar
  24. Get bored and go back to guitar hero
  25. Try playing Metallica on a piano
  26. Try playing Mozart on a electric guitar
  27. Watching funny youtube videos
  28. Math?
  29. Write everything in bold
  30. Take some provocative pictures
  31. Do a belly flop into a pool off a high diving board
  32. Sled down your stairs
  33. Go to Costco and eat all their samples
  34. Buy a pair of sunglasses, and eat all their samples a second time
  35. Stare at your friends to freak them out
  36. “That's what she said”
  37. Wait until someone says “bite me”... and then bite them
  38. Wait until a girl says “eat me”… and then-
  39. Socials?
  40. Play world of warcraft
  41. Read the dictionary
  42. Get your friend to perform the invisible rope trick with you beside a road
  43. Crossbow training
  44. Exploding arrows
  45. Steal all the ketchup packets from mcdonalds
  46. Learn the alphabet backwards
  47. Hit your newspaper boy with a newspaper
  48. Offer free lemonade and backrubs to all the boys in your neighbourhood for free *smirk*
  49. Take a lonely walk in the woods at night with a total stranger in a place you've never been to
  50. Hug a Romanian today
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Comments (9)
#1 by Anne Lyken-Garner
Mar 3, 2008
I like the one about writing everything in bold, that's clever.
#2 by redt
Mar 4, 2008
hahaha =D
#3 by philip19971
Mar 7, 2008
this cracks me up
#4 by 131242313424
Mar 7, 2008
Yeh, it was meant to be a joke haha
#5 by alin
Mar 7, 2008
WOOOOOOOO!!! KISS A ROMANIAN TODAY!
#6 by Rana Sinha
Apr 4, 2008
Great fun! No.49 rocks!
#7 by deaves
Apr 14, 2008
lolol very original and worth my time for sure, 131242313424
#8 by lovesong
Jun 23, 2008
I really liked that. It was funny.
#9 by James DeVere
Oct 23, 2008
God I love you name 1234 What~ and a damn fine writer. Keep goin' I'll never ever be able to find you again. Considered changing your name to John Smith?
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