Have you seen the commercial for Swiffer mops, where the old mop is trying to get back in the house, and sends flowers, and candy, and that beautiful song comes on, “Baby come back…!” After I’ve seen that commercial I walk around all day singing it, I love that song! I still haven’t bought a Swiffer mop yet though…So just to take it up a notch, just to keep me interested, I think Swiffer should keep the series going; here are my 5 nominations for the next Swiffer commercials to actually make me buy a mop
#5 I’d play hard to get, I’d tell the flower guy, “Tell whoever sent me these roses I’m allergic, I only accept gladiolas and they have to be purple!”
#4 What if I filed a complaint of a stalker mop in my backyard?! That’ll teach you!
#3 Forget the candy and flowers, I’m thinking dinner at a fancy restaurant!
#2 “Hey Mr. Mop, while you’re out there hiding behind a tree in my driveway, how about detailing my car sponge-head!”
#1 Can anybody say “Personal interest free loan deposited in my PayPal account”!
