{I'm here to talk to you humans today about art, the ants' strongest subject. (And yes, we're artists to. Did you not see the ant bridge I have in my photos?! My gosh, Caleb was right...some humans are so oblivious...)
Art is something to be freaking feared...by all! In fact, it was art that got the Great Tribal War of '94 started. (Yeah, we know years to! Amazing isn't it?!) Of course, you humans wouldn't know anything about that would you? You're all too busy!
(And hearing that from an ant...that's just sad...) The adults work too much, the teenagers text they're lives away(most of them do...some of them are alright.), and the elderly...you're alright. I mean, once in a while you could get up and do something cool(like diving for sharks...that's cool!) but other than that...you're awesome! Anyways, how this war got started was a very weird way to get a war started...
A great Army Ant leader and a great Driver Ant Leader were looking at a painting by an ant that was equivalent to the humans' Picasso. The Army Ant leader thought it looked something like an ant that was holding up a leaf and a stone. And the Driver Ant leader thought it looked more like a human with pieces of tape stuck all over his legs. Since both of the species of ants have a hard wired "quick to anger" system in their minds, they both got into a hot dispute between which one it looked like more...and eventually, they gathered up enough followers to launch a full scale war against each other! Which is ironic because they later learned that the painting was an ant holding a piece of tape and a stone...and it symbolized peace.
(Don't ask me to explain it! We ants are to complicated for humans to understand!) But anyways...that's how art started a war...and that's why it should be feared by all! Thank you for listening, Jericho...out.}
