Are You a Mature Adult or a Big Toddler? 13 Funniest Ways To Tell The Truth

1. When I wake up in the morning I:

1. Quickly rush to switch on the TV and watch my favorite Garfield movie.
2. Stare at my cell phone and see if there are a lot of new messages telling me that I should get to work right away.
3. I have neither a TV nor a cell phone.

2. When mom is at my front door, I usually:

1. Quickly drink my beer, run into the kitchen, through away the bottle, run back, try to hide my cigarettes somewhere and to make that girl/guy hide in the bathroom.
2. Ask my secretary open the door, let my mom in, tell her that everything is fine and make her get away.
3. Actually it's mom's secretary who lets me in, tells that mom is busy and that I should have made an appointment to visit my mom.

3. I read:

1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
2. The Times
3. Eh.. Actually I read my History book.

4. At the recent party I looked like a:

1. Garfield
2. a businessman, I had no time to change my clothes
3. I haven't been to a party since 1978

5. At high school I was in love with:

1. That blond Julia/ that nice guy Sean, the one who always liked Garfield
2. Actually I had some more important things to do, like doing a research.
3. Garfield.

6. Most of all I like to eat:

1. hamburgers yummy yummy!
2. Actually I usually go to a restaurant, everything depends on the cuisine.
3. I am on a constant diet.

7. I drive:

1. Junior's bicycle
2. Mercedes SL 600
3. Eh.. I drive people crazy, yep, right.

8. I cheated at my exams:

1. Only fourteen times, but fourteenth was the last one before they kicked me out.
2. Administration has made special arrangements so that no one could cheat; it's better to learn everything in order not to have problems in the future.
3. Exams… Exams… is that some new writer?

9. If I met president Bush in his underwear at the street I would probably:

1. Lend him my coat and asked to make more series of Garfield
2. Came up to him and discussed with him the details of the new project that I have recently made for him.
3. Who is Bush?

10. When I see UFO flying just above me I will:

1. Say: Hi there! Let's be friends! Wonna try some coke?
2. Call my secretary and ask her not to make me that cocktail anymore.
3. I will get into it and say: Let's fly home, bro.

11. My favorite TV program is:

1. Nickelodeon
2. BBC business
3. UFO RULES!!

12. If I had only one wish to ask from a Goldfish, I would ask from her:

1. Hello, Goldfish! I want Garfield to live forever, Harry Potter to exist, and mom to learn to cook!
2. Who let the Goldfish in without an appointment? How am I supposed to work in such conditions?!
3. I would cook her without asking.

13. I find this survey:

1. strange
2. very strange indeed
3. eh.. yep.

Ready to face your results?

Most often you have #1 answers:

Well, my friend, you are just as much of a kid as me. You are some small kid locked in a body of a grown-up. How can we get you out of there? Well, with such an appearance, you can make fun of the adults, believe me. Remember: NEVER GET BORED!! Cause that's what we do  lol

Most often you have #2 answers:

OK, when you finish with describing that project with Mr. Bush tell him that you need to take some days off, get to your penthouse and have some REST!! Buy yourself that Goldfish and watch some Garfield movie.

Most often you have #3 answers:

You are a UFO green man that some way got lost in universe and appeared on Earth. Well, welcome then! Remember two things: Exams is a kind of human torture, not a salad or a writer, and Garfield 4ever! Lol 

Good luck to you, folks!