For Valentine's day
she left me
sitting
by the lonesome fire.
Not much of a Lovers Day present did I see
And yet,
it was the best damn gift
She's ever given to me.
For Valentine's Day
I say thank you dear
for taking the proverbial hike.
Oh, did I mention that Bill called for you
and Tristan and Sean and Chris and Mike?
And Dave and Mark and Khalif and James,
And also the one legged man who begs at the corner.
I'm sorry I couldn't understand his names.
I told them all that you were no longer here
And that in the divorce I got the puter and cam.
But they could find all your naked pictures
Where I'd posted them at cheating slut.com
Oh, Dear, it's Valentines Day
and though you're still a stinking whore
Out of respect for the day
I won't elaborate more.
Besides, you gave to me the best gift I've gotten
in my entire life....
The right and privilige of calling you....
My EX-wife.
