Before You Get Married

Who to date? When to date? And other tips.

Get a girlfriend.

Does your mom tell you to get a girlfriend? And afterwards she tells you that you should look out for a girl with a nice personality rather than looks.

Well…

In my eyes you only live once. So get yourself a supermodel for a girlfriend. All your mates will love the idea of hanging out with you if you have a super hot chick.

Date a few/one hot models for at least two years. ENJOY THE LIFE. After about dating for 3-4 years, you would get tired of all the men looking at your girl.

Then...

Do as your mother tell you. Go for the quiet girl. The one that doesn't like the limelight. She would not be that expensive and she would be more lovable.

You'd be glad you dated a supermodel because you will then appreciate you new quieter, marriage-type of wife.

She would still use you credit card, but she will leave something over for you.

Remember your mom is always right.

ENJOY LIFE. YOU ONLY GET IT ONCE!

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