Bread and Complexity

Human complexity is a weapon of the brain used to solve difficult problems. In most instances, it is placed on reserve and kept toned down waiting for a serious problem to solve.

But there are some people who don't how to turn it off, treating every situation with a state of top priority complexity. I went food shopping with a friend one day when I lived out in Los Angeles and the experience was hysterical. They thought way to deep about the whole thing. When we got to the bread isle, there was a battery of self asked questions my friend used to solve this mystery. Here's a few of them:

  • What's cheaper?
  • Do I buy whole grain or whole wheat?
  • Which one is better out of the two?
  • If I choose one, am I getting it for the taste or because it's healthy?
  • If I buy it for the taste, is it a solid thing or am I just on a health kick?
  • If I have a coupon for one and not the other, what do I do then?
  • If I want the one without the coupon, do I pay out or do I settle for the cheaper one?
  • If it's just a health kick, how long will it last?
  • How good are the company's that make this bread?
  • Is it poorly made?
  • Is there something they're not telling us?

Do you do this? If you do, please give yourself a break. Imagine someone like this trying to solve life altering problems. I can envision a cartoon- like skit in my mind showing their head exploding. It makes you want to play a bad joke and telling them they have to solve World Peace and they have about a week. Check up on them in about two days and see how they're hanging in there.

This is what happens when you stay up too late. Save your brain power for bigger obstacles.

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