This is hysterical and troubling at the same time.
It seems that there is man running around Valentine, Nebraska with Vaseline on his hiney and genitalia, pressing his “parts” on the windows of churches, stores and hotels! What the hell!? AND from the vague description the police have received , he has an 80’s “feathered haircut”! LOL!!!!!! Can you imagine?? He has been “at it” for over a year now and nobody seems to be able to catch him. I wonder why he does this? Other than being weird. How gross the cleanup must be!
I wonder if the police will take buttprints! What will the police line up look like? All hairy butts? LOL!!!
One word… EW!
We are all in this together, be happy!
