Cheat or Still Sweet: 10 Ways to Spot If Your Man is Cheating on You

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If you scored between 6 and 10

Not bad at all! Your guy is obviously a sensitive type who wouldn't stray far from you if he could, which he obviously can't. Either because he won't or he can't. However, there is that tiny, tiny doubt in your mind. Honestly, if you can't trust your man one hundred percent, what can you do? Dump him.

If you scored between 11 and 15

Mmm. There is a little room for doubt in your mind. Not much, but just enough. Still, it could be worse. However, if he shows this little get up and go about having affairs, what sort of long term relationship can you look forward to? Boring, tedious and yawn inducing that's what. Dump him.

If you scored between 16 and 20

He has the capacity to be a naughty boy, doesn't he? In a half way house kind of way, that is. He should really do things properly or not at all. If you stay with this guy your house is going to fall down around your ears as he will always say he is going to get those DIY jobs finished but he never, ever will. Dump him.

If you scored between 21 and 25

Now. This guy means business, but not, more is the pity, with you. Whether it's with Felicity or Gerald he is up to no good. Get your scissors out and wreck his new clothes. Rip the leather upholstery in his brand new car. Spill some paint on his laptop. Then, dump him.

If you scored between 26 and 30

Er, just dump him, girl. Then kill him. Chop him up in to tiny pieces and cook him up as a casserole.

And finally…

What can you do with that money you could have wasted on a Private Investigator? Here is just one suggestion to start your thinking on the subject. Go on to one of the many last minute flights websites and book a ticket for a month in Rio. Once there, head for the beach and spend the rest on it on a guy called Michelangelo or Juan or Pedro. He may not, like pets, be for life but boy oh boy; your Christmas will have come early.

Please use the comment space below to give us your ideas about what to do with the money!

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Comments (2)
#1 by rosalee
Mar 18, 2008
I would buy a life time's supply of ice cream. With the first lorry full I would bury him (mint chocolate I think) and then with the rest I would get very fat and very happy.... he he!
#2 by bianca
May 2, 2008
take that money and spend it on your self go buy those new shoe get ya hair done and go out after all you need to look your best if your gonna hook a new hottie.
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