There was a woman in our neighborhood that always made up stories about her. The stories she told were so unreal, you knew they were made up and yet this woman believed everything she said.
These are the kinds of things she would say:
- She had a lot of fat around her heart so she had to go on a monthly basis to the hospital to have her heart cleaned
- She was an intercontinental baby and could be any nationality she wanted because she was born on an international flight over international waters in the air
- She had to get a blood transfusion every week because she had a rare blood type Rh0-
- While in Puerto Rico, she ended up in the hospital with a horrible asthma attack due to volcanic ashes that came from a volcano that had erupted in Mexico
- Even though she was born and raised in Puerto Rico, she told everyone she was part Cherokee Indian
- She was married at the age of 16 and yet when any of the young girls who were cheer leaders came around - she would perform a cheer and say she was a cheerleader when she was in high school too
- She was a cop, model, security officer, witch, lesbian, etc
She is probably close to 80 years old and still continues with her lies. When I was younger it was kind of funny but now that I'm a grown woman, its just plain pathetic. Besides you can't believe anything she says. I kind of feel bad for her because she must have began telling these stories because nobody ever paid attention to her. Sad really.
