How math, conspiracies, iPods, axes, the titanic, a stop sign, handcuffs, help, and a bridge all relate to each other.
Math is usually worked out on paper with a pencil. Paper and pencils are made of wood. Most of the world's wood comes from tropical third-world countries. Third world countries are the reason for many cover-ups by the F.B.I.
The F.B.I. is a branch of the government. The government issued the patent for the iPod. The government also collects taxes and taxes rhymes with axes and axes cause people to die like the titanic caused people to die.
The titanic hit something hard and suddenly stopped. A stop sign makes cars stop. People tend to have sex in stopped cars. People also tend to have sex using handcuffs. When someone is locked in the handcuffs getting robbed they say help. Help ends in a P which rhymes with B which stands for bridge. A bridge usually is built over water. Water is called H2O by chemists.
Chemists go to universities. So there's a connection between math and college!
