This twisted humor should only be done in consideration, and some should only be done with best friend, or someone you think that definitely can take it. Otherwise, read it, laugh, shake your head, curse, and forget about it.
It is written with the main focus on entertaining. Have a few laughs, or just curse for yourself to hear.
- Hand written a love letter to your best friend's husband/wife saying that you've been secretly in love with him/her for a long time. Make sure it is tactful. Above all, make it funny, and unbelievably dorky.
- If you walk by a loving couple, look at the man or woman and ask: "Why you didn't call last night?" Walk quickly away as you add, "I'm mad at you now!" Leave them hanging, and puzzle.
- Stare at a tall handsome stranger in the store, and say, "Ooh...I love you." You have to act as if you mean it, and then bring yourself back to your normal self as though you did not say anything.
- Ask your friend to pay back the money that you've lend to him/her even though you never did. Just keep saying "remember when we..."
- Tell your friend the back of his/her hair is completely yellow/purple/green/blue...Watch them twist and turn in a frenzy.
- Walk up to a stranger and tell him, he has a run in the back of his pant. In a casual but rather loud voice say, "Stop touching your butt in public..."
- If you see teenagers all tangle up in kissing, walk by and said "mom is coming!" Watch them push each other away.
- Drive up to a fast food restaurant, order your food, and then drive up to the window to tell them that you don't have the money with you. Do it before they have a chance to cook your order.
- Ring someone's door bell and give them a handful of rocks: "I found these and thought you should have it. They mean a lot to me." Walk as fast as you can without laughing.
- Knock on your neighbor's door and tell them to give you back your magazine /newspaper subscription.
