A friend sent me a funny e-mail which made me think about how sensitive toilet issues are in many cultures. It made me wonder about the most unsuitable places for bathroom activities, and if for example someone were to lock them self in one of them (possibly with a whoopee cushion) and then shout out loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!” What would the reaction be from the people standing by?
I've compiled some of the funniest places from which to shout, “Darn! I thought there was toilet paper in here!”
The Confessional

- A fitting room at a top High Street shop
- A closed lift (elevator) just before the door opens
- The children's bedroom department of Ikea, from behind one of the many curtains
From Inside A Tanning Bed

- In the pool changing rooms.
- Behind the curtains of a voter's box
From Inside a Photobooth

- Behind the curtain of the West End stage just before the performance is due to begin
- In a doctor's surgery/hospital from behind the curtain they pull when they ask you to get changed
From Behind a Tree at the Local Garden Centre

- From inside a friend's shed on a hot day
how about inside the bus?
or along the expressway?
thanks Anne