Darn, I Thought There Was Toilet Paper in Here

Some of the funniest places from which to shout, “Darn! I thought there was toilet paper in here"!

A friend sent me a funny e-mail which made me think about how sensitive toilet issues are in many cultures. It made me wonder about the most unsuitable places for bathroom activities, and if for example someone were to lock them self in one of them (possibly with a whoopee cushion) and then shout out loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!” What would the reaction be from the people standing by?

I've compiled some of the funniest places from which to shout, “Darn! I thought there was toilet paper in here!”

  1. The Confessional

  2. A fitting room at a top High Street shop
  3. A closed lift (elevator) just before the door opens
  4. The children's bedroom department of Ikea, from behind one of the many curtains
  5. From Inside A Tanning Bed

  6. In the pool changing rooms.
  7. Behind the curtains of a voter's box
  8. From Inside a Photobooth

  9. Behind the curtain of the West End stage just before the performance is due to begin
  10. In a doctor's surgery/hospital from behind the curtain they pull when they ask you to get changed
  11. From Behind a Tree at the Local Garden Centre

  12. From inside a friend's shed on a hot day
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Comments (15)
#1 by nobert soloria bermosa
Apr 11, 2008
a very funny one,
how about inside the bus?
or along the expressway?
thanks Anne
#2 by Darlene McFarlane
Apr 11, 2008


Laugher is good for what ales you and that is just what I got with this article, Anne. It's a great way to start the day.

I love it!
#3 by IcyCucky
Apr 11, 2008
This is just hilarious, must try, must try, at least at one of these places. I should also bring my son. He will be yelling: "mom....."
#4 by valli
Apr 11, 2008
Very funny, I would like to try No.11.
#5 by Dee Huff
Apr 11, 2008
Mmm...I don't think I'd dare!
#6 by Alexa Gates
Apr 11, 2008
Very funny! you just have to wonder...
#7 by Judy Sheldon
Apr 11, 2008
Anne, you are quite the creative genius. Thanks for the laugh.
#8 by Meri Jeffrey
Apr 11, 2008
Good humor, Anne! I love it too!
#9 by Ruby Hawk
Apr 11, 2008
If I heard that shout one of those places, I would run the other way.
#10 by K D Blakley
Apr 13, 2008
Took me from a so-so mood to a great one!
#11 by CHAN LEE PENG
Apr 14, 2008
Wow, very funny!
#12 by quiet voice
Apr 14, 2008
...Hi, what a great piece. I was
laughing all the way through. Good
job lady.
#13 by Andy-N
Apr 17, 2008
Darn I thought there was toilet paper in this article!

Funny piece.
#14 by KathySpring
May 7, 2008
Thanks....I so need a laugh...this was great

KathySpring
#15 by Rookie Expert
Sep 5, 2008
Haha, if i ever hear anyone shouting that out, i'll know they have read this article. I dont think i could dare do it though.
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