Dear Nose,
Oh dear Nose, please don't joke. That sniffle is just the beginning. Soon you'll be on your way to strike. I can't afford the loss of scent and taste for so long while you're away. I would like to settle this now. I will raise you 10mg of vitamin C and only treat you with the affection you deserve-that means ONLY tissues with lotion.
But please, please do no fall under the influence of ragweed. Let the immune system hold an anti-cold intervention. Treat me with respect and I'll treat you the same. I promise there will be no more jokes from my mother, no more pokes, and no more disdain. Nose, I love you and I just can't live without you. Let's go back to the table and work things out.
Sincerely,
The Rest of Your Body
