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by Steven West, Jun 5, 2008 |
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This is a humorous list of twenty ways in which laundry is fun to do. |
- Watching twelve hours of Barney and Friends
- Going swimming nude in a pool full of sharks
- Lying on a bed of hot coals
- Eating a plate full of spinach and turnips
- Writing a twenty-page essay on the anatomy of a fruit fly
- Playing the original game of Pong for two hours
- Rearranging all the furniture in the house
- Cleaning the bathroom floor with a toothbrush
- Watching President George Bush give another one of his speeches on how we are succeeding in Iraq
- Going on a tour of a waste treatment facility
- Going grocery shopping with a list that is as long as my arm
- Playing jump rope with a rattlesnake
- Taking a hike along a nature trail where a swarm of hungry mosquitoes are about to have their supper
- Playing golf in the middle of a desert
- Lying in bed with a 104-degree temperature while listening to the dripping faucet from the bathroom
- Washing my car for the first time in three years
- Brushing my teeth with a paintbrush
- Visiting the dentist who is anxious to do root canal work on my mouth
- Playing pin the tail on the donkey with a live donkey
- Riding my bicycle in quicksand
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