I've been accused of being evil. I have discovered that there is in fact a "they", and they have accused me of being obsessed with writing only about eeeeevil things like illegal street art, nude body art, tattooed animals and scariest of all; motorbike crash helmets with airbrushed art of Sweet Tooth the Clown, the Predator from Alien vs Predator and Venom from Spiderman.
Scary stuff, I must admit. I had goosebumps while I was writing them. But I've decided that I absolutely must redeem myself in the eyes of the meek and mild, so today I am presenting you with the Top 10 Things that are So Cute you could Puke.
Photos of Toddlers
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Toddlers are super cute, no matter what they are doing. Give a grown man a computer and people think, “Geek.” Give a two year old a computer and she'll be surrounded by adults cooing at her and reverting to baby language, while she bashes the keyboard and attempts to eat the mouse.
Uber Cute Hello Kitty Valentines Cards
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Isn't it adorable? What self-respecting girl wouldn't love to receive a card like this on Valentine's Day? It has all the right elements for being super cute, but when competing with the other entries, only scored number nine on this list of cuteness.
LOLcats
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LOLcats.com only reached number 8 on this list, because sadly, there are cuter things in this world than pictures of cats with terrible vocabularies making fools of themselves…
Cute little Manga Girls
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Isn't she just so pretty? Prepare for cute overload when searching the web for Manga art, because you'll find yourself inundated with lots of big, innocent eyes and oversized hair ribbons. This one earned number seven because my lunch is still with me.
Crocheted Cupcake Soft Toys
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It's not edible, but it is very sweet. Freshly crocheted and ready to satisfy your cute tooth, coming in at number 6 we have woolen cupcake soft toys, complete with pink sprinkles and shiny eyes.
5. Wrinkly Puppies in Pajamas
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Who can resist a wrinkly puppy squinting myopically at a camera? Not me. That's why this little fella just won 5th place for being so adorably cute in his mini PJs.
Kittens in Teacups
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Any baby animal shoved into a teacup is bound to elicit an “Aw, sweet!” from certain parties, so this photo has earned itself a 4th place prize for having done just that.
Chihuahua Puppy
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Puppy! Is there anything more sickeningly cute than a tiny, blind, whimpering Chihuahua puppy that fits into the palm of a hand? Possibly there is; seeing as though this picture only reached number three on this list.
Anne Geddes Baby Photography
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Look at those chubby wubby little cheeky weekies… Coming in at number two is this photo of a laughing baby in a bunny suit. Aww…
World's Tiniest Kitten
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Isn't it just the sweetest itty bitty little thing? In first place we have this photoshopped artwork by TBA that won first prize in the Worth1000.com Sickening Cute contest.
I am now convinced that I am capable of appreciating cute and innocent little things, especially since the most common definition of the word “cute” is “adorably ugly”…
