We all like to watch some television programs. It's fun to watch sitcoms. Dramatic programs like CSI, and Law and Order keep us entertained. There comes a time, however, that some people watch too much TV. You know that you're watching too much television if…
- Your remote control is glued to your hand
- You can't tell the difference between a sitcom family and a real family
- You start singing the opening tunes to shows like the Simpsons and Family Guy in your sleep
- You start to investigate the scene of crimes in your spare time
- You do your homework while watching Cartoon Network
- You can't get up from your couch because of the impression that your behind has made in the upholstery
- You start playing “One potato, Two potato, I am a couch potato,” on your piano
- You channel all your energies into getting some snacks to take back to the couch so that you can watch more television
- You start to grow antennas out of your head
- You wear a Hannah Montana bumper sticker on your car
- You kiss your HD TV before you go to sleep at night
- You start to get jittery whenever you're away from your television set
- You start to sound like a TV announcer
- You start to cry when your favorite show has been cancelled
- You buy everything in sight after watching hundreds of commercials in a single day
