Freddy Krueger was one of the most evil villains in all the horror movies. He put new meaning into the term slice and dice. A Nightmare on Elm Street series was very popular. Here are fifteen things that you should never say to Freddy Krueger:
- Have you ever considered going to a manicurist?
- Your face looks like a road map from hell
- Your sweater almost matches the one worn by Charlie Brown
- Are you into Heavy Metal?
- I like your metal-clawed leather gloves. I guess there really is a Santa Claws.
- I think that you've been getting too much sun. Your face resembles a Danish prune.
- I love your fedora hat. Did you buy it at a rummage sale?
- I've been told that dreams can come true. In your case, you'd need a whole lot of dreaming to make your ugly face look handsome.
- Would you like to carve our turkey?
- Are you the new barber? I'd like you to take a little bit off the side
- What do you mean you're dead? Well I guess that means you won't be able to go to my birthday party
- Are you familiar with Dutch elm disease? I think that it just spread onto your skin
- Have you ever considered going into the landscaping business?
- I think that you need to sharpen up your act. Your jokes are stale and dull.
- Have you ever met Wolverine? The two of you have a lot in common
