Nine funny ways that you should order your next take away with.
Before everything you say state the phrase "Captains log, entry 8987".
Pronounce every item you are ordering wrong, if they correct be very, very offended.
Play the time run game: After everything they ask you, i.e. "what pizza would you like" wait as long as you can without them hanging up, the longer the conversation lasts the higher your score.
Try and come back to everything they say with a snappy one liner, like the ones in action films, for instance "What drinks would you like with this?" - "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Order any pizzas in quarters, even if it's all the same.
When asked for your name make sure you say -atron or -anator after it.
If at any point they ask you to repeat something carry on as if nothing happened, in fact talk quicker, then when the orders wrong demand a full refund.
If they repeat the order to you repeat a different order back to them, continue for as long as possible.
When it's delivered answer the door, except continue as if you're ordering, but make it a different order to the previous one.
