The 21 Dumbest & Most Bizarre (But Funny) Things Said by George W. Bush

Our President has been know to slip up and say something out of the ordinary, on more than one occasion. This list showcases his worst blunders and goofs on record.

  1. “If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.”
  2. “Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
  3. “Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
  4. "Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about--when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
  5. "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
  6. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
  7. “There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on -shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.”
  8. "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
  9. "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
  10. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.”
  11. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
  12. "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
  13. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
  14. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." (2001)
  15. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." (2002)
  16. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
  17. "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
  18. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”
  19. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."
  20. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
  21. "They misunderestimated me."
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Comments (9)
#1 by IcyCucky
Mar 4, 2008
My favorite is # 5, 9, and 11...
#2 by Hilary C
Mar 4, 2008
He's a dumb ass. We should get a woman in office.
#3 by Shawny Nevill
Mar 4, 2008
hahahaha

thats unfortunate :/

its always sad to hear that our president would be powned by most internet people nonstop
#4 by lit34
Mar 4, 2008
#3 is my favorite

#5 by ranfuchs
Mar 7, 2008
he could have made a great stand up comedian. Or if it weren't so sad, it would be funny
#6 by Tarra B.
Mar 8, 2008
To rtz12:

Thank you for the information, I will look into it.
#7 by Gerlaine
Mar 17, 2008
I can't say wow quickly enough. I have heard him say about 10 of those with my own ears.
#8 by NXS
Mar 28, 2008
\"I have heard him say about 10 of those with my own ears.\"

Liar.

#9 by Maria
Sep 4, 2008
#18 ... wtf? LOL

Bush's not all there
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