The Boy That Cried "Err?!"

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There was a boy that lived in the safari. The size of his stomach was very massive. His method of movement was rolling around. He would eat evertthing in the safari that moved. When a sound was made he held his head up high to find out where the sound was coming from. And then he would cry "ERR?" as loud as he could. After looking around, he would go back to eating. Every sound he heard he thought it was suspicious and tried to rub his beard but his hands were too short. The only way he could catch his prey was by rolling on top of them and he would roll back until ther were pwnt. So yea, totally, and stuff. This creature is extremely dangerous. Please lock your refridgerators. Be ready to run for your life because there's no point as fighting will result in 100% death.

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#1 by jpFG
Oct 13, 2008
once again wtf
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