Top Six Dumbest, But Useful, Inventions of All Time

Think dumb, dumber, dumbest. Here is a collection of the stupidest inventions of all time.

  1. P-Mate


  2. The P-Mate is a urinary device which allows females to pee like a man. Boy what freedom it allows! Instead of crouching in the vast wilderness or sitting on a disgusting public toilet women have the independence to pee standing up and not worry about all the itchy weeds or nasty germs that they might pick up. As shown above in the picture the P-Mate is basically a cardboard shoe that women hold up to their “NoNo” part to direct the stream else wear. For the price of only $3.49 you can get your very own P-Mate, like the one shown above, today.

  3. Pizza Cutter Fork


  4. Imagine being able to cut a pizza with a pizza cutter and then picking it up and eating it with a fork but only using one utensil. Now it is possible with the Pizza Cutter Fork Like shown Above) As you can see above this is an amazing utensil that has totally revolutionized the way the world eats pizza. This tool is easy to clean, easy to use, and is safe. Years of innovation and technology have gotten out kitchen utensils to this point and it is time to take control. Buy a set of these amazing pizza cutter forks today, you won't be disappointed.

  5. The Umbrella Hat


  6. The Umbrella Hat is an invention that is both very weird and useful. They are useful in many ways, they keep the sun off your head when it's sunny, they keep the rain off your face when it's raining, and they keep your hands free at all times. They only have one problem they look stupid on people like in the picture above. If you still would like one, they may be purchased cheap from around 10-15 dollars.

  7. iCarta


  8. This odd invention allows people to listen to their favorite songs fro their ipod while taking care of nature. Like shown above the iCarta is a toilet roll dispenser with built in speakers that allows you to jam to your favorite tunes. This device also recharges you IPod while it is being used. This product can be bought for the price of $50 dollars and is worth every penny.

  9. Shower Mic Sponge


  10. Every one loves to sing in the shower making the Shower Mic Sponge 100% natural. Not only is it a useful sponge for washing up, but it also allows you to sing like a Rock Star. This odd invention like shown in the picture above can be bought for the price around $7. That is definitely worth the fame and fortune that will come.

  11. Stick Type Butter


  12. This weird invention should bring your thoughts back to your school days when you used glue sticks. As you can see in the picture above, this inventions design put butter into a glue stick, and what a clever idea it was. It allows you to butter bread in a flash without any dirty utensils to clean. It also would be very easy for younger children to use and doesn't make a mess. It is definitely an odd yet useful invention.

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Comments (11)
#1 by Amy
Mar 9, 2008
i don't like how on a lot of your articles you say dumb, dumber, dumbest or big, bigger, biggest, i would try to not use that as much. And not a very good article, your losing your touch.
#2 by Joe50342
Mar 9, 2008
I thought it was okay.
#3 by Jared Stenzel
Mar 9, 2008
I find this so funny. Hypocrites like this Amy chick and a few others commenting on my articles. We are not losing our touch. Both me and Kenny are plenty capable of producing articles to dominate the entire 10 slots of Trionds hot content. Keep your mouths shut and write an article of your own that can get in the top 50 Amy. Then compare it to our multi-hundred dollar monthly payments.
#4 by ANDY-M
Mar 10, 2008
Well it's not War and Peace. (LOL)

Fun article. I never heard of most of these. The pee helper is too much. Plastic would have been better.

I think Amy just needs a P-Mate.
#5 by Amy
Mar 10, 2008
But you are losing your touch. Both of you
#6 by Spencer
Mar 11, 2008
Amy needs to get off her high horse and stop reading the articles if she has a problem with them...

Job well done in my opinion!
#7 by Gerlaine
Mar 17, 2008
I guess I'll dip in here. I loved it. I am going to find that P thing and the butter stick. Oh, and I gotta have the shower mike sponge. Where do I get those?
#8 by some dude
Apr 17, 2008
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
#9 by jermy
Apr 17, 2008
thu tinng l lke is thu pee tinng
#10 by Zack
May 7, 2008
it's funny
#11 by Maurien
Oct 6, 2008
Rather interesting, but the composition could be somewhat better. Overall, though, good job, I'd like to see some more. Also, to those commenting on others' opinions; they are entitle to their opinions, and you have no reason to criticise them for what they say about this article. (One opinion shouldn't make you start your period early! :) Lighten up some!)
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