Here is a list of top ten movie titles that we would like to see at the movie theater:
- The War Monger Cometh. Senator John McCain becomes President. His first order of business is to attack Iran.
- The Bill and Hillary Gong Show. Step right up and see how a campaign can become so messed up. Hillary does her famous crying impression.
- The Messenger of Change. Senator Obama comes forth and delivers another powerful speech. This movie has more style than substance.
- You Have an Email from the Lord. Governor Mike Huckabee reveals all in a very spiritual movie about religion and politics.
- Invasion From Outer Space. Congressman Dennis Kucinich leads a rag tag group of politicians against space invaders whose intentions are to take over our world.
- The Fatal Haircut. Senator John Edwards gets a haircut that costs him more than four hundred dollars. The barber giving Senator Edwards the haircut is really a neurotic serial stalker.
- Goodbye New York. Mayor Rudy Giuliani bids a tearful goodbye to the Big Apple and a hearty hello to the Sunshine State.
- Law and Disorder. Senator Fred Thompson resumes his Hollywood career in this comedy about justice and the law.
- Return of the Cheney. Darth Cheney seeks revenge against all the enemies of the Republic. Beware of his lethal lightsaber.
- To Sir With Whatever. President George Bush teaches an English course before twenty at risk students. Will President Bush make it through the day?
