Give It a Push From Behind
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This sign could indicate that it is safe to push your automobile to safe location off of the road or on the other hand, it could mean that you have found the safe sex rest stop.
Crabs Anyone?
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Obviously, this is an advertising billboard intended to promote a restaurant, but let your dirty mind take control, and then this gives the message a whole new meaning.
Restrooms This Way
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There cannot be any doubt which restroom is which in this location. It is true that a picture tells a thousand words and whether you pee standing up or sitting down.
Dirty Old Man
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This could be a pervert or a stalker roaming around the ladies department, but this is what happens when someone doesn't think their marketing plans all of the way through.
Protest Messages Can Be Confusing
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Now is not the time to be calling people dirty little names and if you are referring to Vice President Cheney, then remember, he is armed with loaded weapons and has already proven that he isn't afraid of using them even on his friends.
Call Waiting, Doggy Style
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This isn't a sign, but really too funny to pass up. Gives a whole new meaning to the saying “Your always up my butt, so stop already”.
Naughty Politically In-Correct Sign
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Speaking out against the government is a no-no, because they have the power and you don't. In full discloser, this message makes a whole lot of sense.
Business Consolidation
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This gives a new meaning to dirty laundry and a good reason to go wash a load about 8-times per week.
Bush Country
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A wise man once said “Let the signs show you the way”, and then we got stuck with George W Bush.
Story Sign Time
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A naughty little story with an actual moral and the signs are pointing the way.
