Commuters: Two capsules to be taken daily
Once before the morning journey
And once again in the evening rush-hour home.
May help relieve common symptoms of Bustration including:
- Wondering if the driver has seen you at the bus-stop
- Not knowing if you need to signal for the bus to pull over
- Frantic checking of multiple pockets to see if you have your pass
- Flailing of limbs as you stumble to nearest seat whilst bus hurtles off with you in mid-aisle
- Body-odour of suspect stranger occupying last available seat
- Alarm at finding unidentifiable wet patch on seat fabric
- Anxiety that you may be on the wrong bus
- Panic as you realise you should have alighted two stops earlier
- Annoyance that you have left the other carrier bag onboard vehicle as it now makes its way into the diesel fuelled distance
Consult your physician if symptoms continue.
Do not exceed recommended dose.
