You've finished attending the business conference. You're on your way home when you decide to find a cheap hotel to stay for the night. You find an old hotel to stay at. You find out that your hotel room is the pits because…
- The water that comes out of your faucet is brown
- The bed bugs are having a pillow fight
- The bed sags in places that have never been sagged before
- Your alarm clock screeches
- There's a sign on your doorknob that says, “Enter at Your Own Risk.”.
- Your telephone requires dialing and is also pink
- There is a distinct odor in the air that says, “I'm moldy and feeling fine.”.
- The television set in your room is in black and white. It also doesn't work.
- There is a book in your bedroom drawer that says, “How to Make Out Your Will.”.
- The toilet cannot be flushed. The water faucet leaks. The lighting in your room flickers.
