You Know You're From the Midwest When

Someone you don't know walks in front of your yard, and you wave at them (same goes for passing cars)...

  1. You have a college education and still use phrases such as: “I need to think on that a spell.”.
  2. Some of the Counties in your State are bigger than some actual States!
  3. Your car has either a hundred bumper stickers, or none. Having “One” bumper sticker is unacceptable.
  4. You can experience 4 different seasonal weather patterns in the time it takes you to grocery shop
  5. Work is a second home. People at work know as much about you as your family..
  6. Everyone you know still says “New York City” just like the actors did in the Pace Picante Commercials
  7. You tend to take food for everyone into work at least once a week
  8. This is a common late Autumn sight:
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