Wise Witty Quotes

I just found the original unedited versions on ten popular "wise" quotes.

There are some popular quotes that the so called "wise ones" have been using to deceive us for a while. I just discovered the original unedited quotes:

  • Birds of the same feather most probably have the same mother.
  • A stitch in time can't buy you a bottle of wine.
  • An apple a dray would leave you very hungry; add a steak, a hotdog, a pizza and a bowl of ice-cream.
  • A bird in hand will surely shit on your hand; please leave the birds in the cage.
  • Good things comes to those who want it and go for it; don't be caught waiting!
  • The patient dog gets nothing but the bone; the smart fat dog gets all the meat.
  • A rolling stone is quite dangerous; get out of its path!
  • Those who leave in glass houses should not walk about naked, unless i have their address.
  • Little drops of water are just little drops of water; not much good to anyone.
  • A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a step, but if you remain at that pace it would be a journey of 100 days!

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Comments (6)
#1 by Anne Lyken-Garner
Oct 5, 2007
This is funny leno. I like it.
#2 by Buff
Dec 17, 2007
witty, yup, sensible? nope
#3 by tolu
Feb 4, 2008
hahahahahahaah
#4 by neyo
Mar 12, 2008
Nice, funny, witty
#5 by MEE
May 22, 2008
nice, funny but please grow up
#6 by Dammy
Oct 9, 2008
//The patient dog gets nothing but the bone// ...well

that\'s the idea...
the bone lasts forever, doesn\'t it?

//A rolling stone is quite dangerous; get out of its path!//

Can you remind me what the \'unoriginal edited\' quote was?

Nice work!
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