Run out of the building exclaiming, "Free at last! Free at last! Lord Almighty I'm free at last!"
Bring in cigars to pass out to fellow co-workers. (Bring in lolly pops for the non-smokers.)
Come to work dressed as a clown. Tell your boss you are following your life long dream to become a rodeo clown.
Create a MySpace page devoted to your decision to leave your employer.
Walk into your boss's office and place a post-it note with the words, "I quit," on his forehead.
Walk into your boss's office and tell him you quit. Follow this up by giving him a noggie. Bonus points if you include a purple nurple. (Please note: DO NOT include purple nurple if your boss is female.)
Make several copies of your ass with the company xerox machine. Pass them out as you make your way to the door.
Hire a singing telegram to sing, "Take this job and shove it," to your boss.
Perform the song, "So Long, Farewell," from the Sound of Music. Bonus points if co-workers join you.
Bring in a decorated cake with the words, "I quit," to hand out to co-workers. Bonus points if your boss's piece includes a laxative
