10 Ways to Tell Your Employee is a Stoner |
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by Mark Huber, May 21, 2008 |
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Is your one of your workers living a lifestyle a bit more than 'organic'? |
- Showing up 15 minutes late is referred to as “on time.”.
- He always has an Oh Henry! Bar and a bag of Tropical Skittles in the pockets of his work pants
- He smells like a strong mixture of weed and Eternity for Men
- He is always in a mysteriously good mood
- The most frequent word used in his vocabulary is, “What?”
- Changes from his flip-flops to his work shoes in the parking lot
- He is the first to help a friend who needs an eye drop
- Talks frequently about “going for drives.”.
- Could be heard humming Bob Marley's “Redemption Song,” throughout the calendar year
- He doesn't get in arguments with his co-workers or bosses
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