Have you ever had one of those days where you got up on the wrong side of the bed feeling not quite like yourself? You go to work anyway, and when your boss approaches you for a talk, you suddenly find yourself being hauled into the office by your angry boss while in stunned silence you wonder, “did I really say that out loud?” ? If you never want to hear your boss say Donald Trump's famous catch phrase, then don't repeat these comments.
- You don't work hard, why should I?
- You seem to have plenty of time, why don't you do it?
- Will you repeat that, I tuned you out.
- What cha going to do, fire me?
- I'm bored.
- This job sucks.
- I hate to say it but I told you so.
- You have no idea what you are talking about.
- I knew that wasn't going to work.
- Someday soon, I'll be doing your job.
- Yeah, I'll finish that report as soon as I save my game.
- What do you mean you expect me to work?
- I'm quitting next month because you are a jerk.
- We'll do it “my way or the highway”.
- Yeah right, you don't have the authority.
- If you paid me more, I'd come to work everyday.
- What do you mean that's my job?
- Well, you should have known better.
- You aren't the boss of me.
- I can get a better job than this one if I want to.
- I knew about that problem a month ago - was I supposed to tell someone?
- That isn't how you're supposed to do that.
- I need an advance an a couple days off to take your daughter camping.
- I'd do your wife.
- Do you always have a “brain fart” when you speak?
