1. Take this job and stick it where the sun don't shine.
2. God! She's so good looking I'd like to take her to bed.
3. Damn he's got a nice butt!
4. I wish I could fire my boss.
5. I would love to have an all day coffee break.
6. I would love to play poker online without getting caught.
7. I would love to hit my snooze button and not worry about being late.
8. Having this affair with the boss really gives me some great perks.
9. Never thought a snow storm would make my day.
10. Getting fired from this job, just made my other job look better..........SLEEPING!
11. Ten years have passed, where's my freakin' raise?
12. When did punching a time clock become such a headache. When my boss waits for that clicking sound.....CLICK!
13. Just once forgetting to wash my hands, becomes my worse nightmare.
14. Falling asleep on the job ends up with a wet spot I can't explain on my report.
15. Having one of those scratches that you wish hadn't showed up.
16. Being in the wrong place to feel like you need to pass gas..in a meeting..on a hard chair.
17. Opening the door and a gust of air sends those papers every where.
18. Having that interview and going blank.
19. Wearing that shirt and those buttons coming undone, with eyes a popping.
20. Bending over and getting slapped on the butt.
21. Going to the restroom and spending a little more time in there......writing phone numbers down.
22. Telling a joke and the person walks by your telling the joke about.
23. Changing name tags in the office and they forget yours.
24. Trying to find your parking spot and then realizing they painted over it......After 25 minutes of driving around.
25. Your computer crashes and you have to run upstairs to explain...just to realize someone has beat you to the punch...on your job.
