Annoying Things People Do While at the Bank

As observed by bank tellers.

  1. Bring in Baggies full of mixed coins (complete with stray hairs and carpet fibers)
  2. Talk on their cell phone
  3. Whiste
  4. Clip their fingernails
  5. Spit tobacco into their "Spit cup"
  6. Step over the ropes (Usually ends badly)
  7. Wear their pajamas with or without a robe and slippers
  8. Drive off with the tube
  9. Sign in at Member service and walk away
  10. Call in and ask if you're open when you answer the phone
  11. Pick up the electronic signature pad and shake it like an etch-a-sketch to clear their signature
  12. Press their thumb print onto the electronic SIGNATURE pad
  13. Sign the electronic signature pad with a REAL pen
  14. Deposit cash and ask for cash back
  15. Force a deposit into the "crack" of an ATM Machine
  16. Slide deposits under the door while closed
  17. Pay a two dollar withdraw fee to withdraw one dollar
  18. Ask for change back so their deposit is "even"
  19. Send rolled coins through the drive thru tubes
  20. Run in 5 minutes before closing and then complain about the wait
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Comments (2)
#1 by R J Evans
Aug 29, 2008
Good stuff. A little more text and some funny pictures and you would multpily your hit rate by 100.

Try flickr as an image source - credit the pics and write a little more! The you will fly as what you have here is cool!
#2 by M J Katz
Oct 6, 2008
I thoroughly enjoyed reading your article because it's SO TRUE!
Your list just helps prove the fact that we haven't traveled as high up the evolutionary ladder as some would like to think. As I keep saying; "look for the tails!" Ha ha.
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