Funniest Leave Applications Ever

Nothing could be more boring than reading a leave application, unless it

Funniest Leave Applications Ever

Here are a few gems chosen especially for you:

An employee of a reputed IT company writes to his manager:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please grant me leave for a week."

A student writes to the school principal:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. Please declare me one day as holiday…”

A senior network engineer of another reputed IT company writes:

"As I want to shave my son's head in the temple, I request for two days leave…”

A lady tourism executive writes to her boss:

“Please allow me half-day casual leave as I have to go the to the cremation ground and may not return...”

A senior employee writes to the Vice President:

“May I request you to give me 15 days leave for marrying my daughter…”

Another illustrious student writes to the principal:

“I could not able to attend school yesterday as my headache was paining severely…”

After returning from sick leave, another student writes:

“I am enclosed herewith the medical certificate for 5 days sickness…”

A frustrated employee writes:

“Please leave me for three days as my wife is ill and I am her only husband to take care at home.”

Finally, the brightest of the gems from a bank clerk:

“I am extremely sorry to inform that my mother-in-law is expired and I feel responsible for it, so I need four days leave to attend her last rites.

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Comments (5)
#1 by Moses Ingram
Jun 24, 2008
There is no medicine like a good laugh. Thanks.
#2 by Anne Lyken-Garner
Jun 25, 2008
These are quite funny. A good laugh
#3 by nobert soloria bermosa
Jun 25, 2008
this is funny man,thanks
#4 by Alexa Gates
Jun 28, 2008
very good for a good laugh!
#5 by Rookie Expert
Jul 17, 2008
Hahahahalarious.. hilarious i mean!
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