1. Go in jeans and a tank top
2. Interrupt the interviewee as much as possible
3. When they ask why you want a career with their company, tell them you just need any shit job you can get at this point.
4. Go to your interview drunk
5. bring your own booze inside with you to the interview
6. Apply to the highest position they have.
7. Reference to number 6- regardless if you meet eductation, employment and any other requirements that the require.
8. Don’t bring a resume.
9. refuse to fill out any paper work
10. Put on your resume that you never had a job
11. Tell them you can work 2 days a week
12. If by chance you get hired, refuse the job
13. Tell them you are a sexists
14. Tell them you are an escape convict
