Newspaper Headlines

Somebody made some bloopers here.

Who was minding the store when these were printed?

  • Include your Children When Baking Cookies
  • Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charges
  • Two Sister Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout counter
  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  • Reagan Wins on Budget But More Lies Ahead
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  • Suvivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
  • New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  • Ban on Soliciting Dead in Trotwood Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
  • Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
  • College Opens Doors to Hearing
  • Two Soviet Ships Collides, One Dies
  • Eye Drops Off Shelf
  • Iraqi Head seeks Arms
  • Shot Off Woman's Legs Helps Nicklaus to 66
  • Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
  • Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
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Comments (14)
#1 by valli
May 24, 2008
Very Hilarious... Njoyed reading them!
#2 by Moses Ingram
May 24, 2008
Hilarious, Reminds me of the sign outside a restaurant-gas bar... Eat here and get gas.
#3 by Alexa Gates
May 24, 2008
very funny!
#4 by Darlene McFarland
May 24, 2008

These were great!
#5 by Ruby Hawk
May 25, 2008
Thanks guys and girls, I love all the misspoken headlines.it makes you wonder why the person writing them didn't catch it.
#6 by Amos
May 25, 2008
These were some of the funniest. They gave me a good belly laugh.
#7 by nobert soloria bermosa
May 25, 2008
very funny Ruby,thanks for sharing
#8 by MindIt
May 25, 2008
Ya...newspapers give us a daily dose of laughter that way...
#9 by Rachel
May 26, 2008
LOL... that was fun!

Thanks, Ruby :)
#10 by Lucy Lockett
May 27, 2008
Its good to get a laugh, they were very funny!
#11 by Ruby Hawk
Jun 7, 2008
Thanks again guys, all your interest and comments ae much appreciated.
#12 by Hannah
Jun 8, 2008
What a funny read! thanks for the laugh.
#13 by Veronica
Jun 21, 2008
Funny material. I have sifted through many tonight and yours is the first I've commented on! Good job.
#14 by Troy
Jun 25, 2008
These are wierdly funny.
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