Seven Reasons Why Being Pirate Captain is the Bee's Knees

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Do you have high expectations for life? Do you feel you are above the law? Do you want to have a great job with lots of travel and lots of payoff? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you might want to consider being a Pirate Captain. Not only are you your own boss, but there's loads of benefits.

Great Health Plans
A guy, some wood, and a whole lot of creativity.
Great Eye Plans
Regarded that you're content with a patch.
No Taxes
Pirates don't pay taxes.
A Hat
Yours is the biggest.
Your Own Room
Those years of sharing with your brother are at an end, though the room is probably twice as small.
Flexible Hours
If you don't feel like pirating then you don't pirate…unless there's a mutiny.
You Get All the Booty
Figuratively and Literally.