So You Want to Get a Job

A joke that sounds convincing.

Getting a job is much like facing your existence for what it is for the very first time. Where are you in your existence? Do you have a clear picture of your

personal reality? Has the media hype aimed at promoting Jesse Jackson's "you are somebody" tilted your head until you really believe because you breathe

that somebody owes you?

Getting a job involves a resume if you are looking to be hired by a group that does not have an application. In some cases you must fill out an application and

then get asked for a resume. Having a resume done professionally helps. You will probably get a job. But if it is an important job, you must resign yourself to working

until you retire or heaven help you if you burn your bridges and quit.

Currently I am looking for an executive position much like the presidency of the united states. My reality involves a spy called my daughter, who tells people things

people who are working at becoming telepaths like herself. As soon as she goes back to school, I will go back to looking for a job.

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