Ten Comebacks to the Boss Who is Making a Pass at You

Comeback lines for the person who is being sexually harassed.

Sexual harassment is a serious matter in the workplace. It happens too frequently. It shouldn't happen at all. Employees and employers need to respect each person's worth. Making sexual propositions will make the work environment unbearable. Here is a list of ten comebacks to be used for the boss who makes a pass at you:

  1. Make sure that you keep your inbox in your inbox
  2. I don't know about lipstick on a pig, but I sure can recognize a pig when I see one
  3. I recently saw a Zombie movie. Guess what, the Zombies were more attractive than you.
  4. Is that cologne that I smell or is it industrial cleaner?
  5. Keep your lips to yourself or I'll staple them shut
  6. I'm tired of your racy comments and sexual jokes. Now I understand why you didn't graduate from fifth grade.
  7. Working for you has been a real gas. Unfortunately it's your gas that I smell all the time.
  8. I'm having lunch with your wife. Would you like to come and join us? I'm sure that she would be interested in hearing how you've treated me.
  9. You are the apple of my eye; rotten
  10. You've told me that you'd follow me to the ends of the Earth. Would you please just move to the end of the Earth and leave me alone.
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Comments (1)
#1 by Mary Contrary
Sep 27, 2008
Or my favorite: Do I look like a people person??? Cute article!
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