The 10 Best Excuses If You're Caught Sleeping at Work

10 excuses if your boss catches you sleeping.

10. "They told me in the blood bank that could happen."

9. "This is just a nap for 15 minutes to recover the energies, as was taught in that course for managing time you sent me to do."

8. "I was wondering how the life of a blind man is."
7. "I was not asleep, I was meditating on the company's mission and trying to find a new paradigm."
 6. "I was checking my keyboard is ''drool'' proof.

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve stress from work. You discriminate against people who practice yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me, I was almost reaching a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. "... And in the name of Jesus. Amen!"

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Comments (4)
#1 by  thestickman
Nov 15, 2008
cute! ;-)
#2 by  HatedNation
Nov 19, 2008
Very funny, I liked it a lot!!
#3 by  HatedNation
Nov 19, 2008
I am gonna share this and boost your views...
#4 by  Doby00
Nov 19, 2008
WOW Thanks alot =)
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